sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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