Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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