dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My ass is underappreciated
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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