On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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