I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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