is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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