so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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