my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize