So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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