She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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