I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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