I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think my vagina is haunted
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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