he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just gift wrapped bread.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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