I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize
