if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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