Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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