I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
