Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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