if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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