Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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