So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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