Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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