in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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