So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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