I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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