why didn't you poke me back
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
ugly people sure do ruin things
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
