she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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