is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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