i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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