Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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