So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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