If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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