What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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