Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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