you have to choose: penises or morals?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
