Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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