Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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