i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Terrible idea I love it
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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