I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
