That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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