I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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