Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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