Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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