you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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