dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
