normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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