I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
