Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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