Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
