he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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