i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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