Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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