her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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