Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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