I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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