we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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